Palest Ink

Back to work…

Me: I always think it’s corny when people say “I am speechless”
Um. No, you’re not.
S: right, like, “you just said something, motherfucker”
me: Exactly, I’m glad someone understands.
We should probably get spandex outfits and run around beating people up who say that.
It would be a valuable public service.
S: the hackney avengers
me: And the letter on our outfits? “…”
S: and our signature phrase will be “Really? Really?”
me: yes, this is going to be awesome.
I should go practice my punching.
S: and eye rolling
me: I got that down already.
S: does it draw blood?
me: Uh….. no.
S: back to work